Do you ever
feel like you have this secret untapped resource of fun and enjoyment right at
your fingertips? Perhaps you’re walking down the aisles of Wal-Mart and just as
you were thinking you would love to nom on some Oreos, a huge display of
multicolored 4th of July Oreos is in your field of vision whispering
“EAT ME.” Maybe you wished for a pony one Christmas and actually got it. Sure, it
was super aggressive and would buck you off every time you rode it, but it’s a
pony!
Or maybe
you’re just hanging out at your house, staring at your random assortment of
food and thinking, “Is this really it?” Well, I’m glad you stumbled upon this
post, because I have a solution for you- one that will probably change your
life.
Your
blender! Okay, I know what you're thinking. How anticlimactic. Seriously Julia, a blender? And for all that is beautiful, PLEASE HOLD THE SUSIE HOMEMAKER JOKES. But I'm telling you, find your blender, pull it out of that old forgotten
moving box, and make sure that thing still works because I’m about to blow your
mind with all the things you can do with one.
