So today is Monday. Like every other Monday, I set off on my
trek to the Ratliff Building North to go to my math class. Pretty bland, you
could say. Then all of a sudden, I heard a loud roar. Honestly, I was a little
bit scared, but I pretended not to be because there were seniors everywhere. So
I continued to walk in the direction of the loud noise.
Not
long after, I just saw a huge stampede of human beings running straight towards me.
I justified this in my head by saying that maybe some people are having a race,
or running away from the RBN. I was wrong, SO wrong. Not only were these people
being loud and running fast, but they were masked and sported diapers.
I've never seen something quite this odd happen on campus, this kind of thing
happens all the time in places like New York, I’m sure. All I know is that it
made my trip to math a lot more funny and creepy than it usually is, and it was
among the more hilarious things I've experienced here. A lot of people are
talking about it around campus today, and I hear some talk saying apparently
this happens every year around this time. I also heard that these masked
adult-babies are the men’s soccer players. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if
it were.
If I
knew ahead of time, I would've snapped a few pictures of them, so that there embarrassment
would be forever captured here on my blog. Luckily, a few other people did, and the just so happened to get this photo of them. Hope you like it!
Also, Humans vs Zombies has officially started, and people are hiding, getting
attacked, and turning into “zombies.” It’s almost like a real life The Walking Dead, but not really. Good luck humans, and don’t attack me when I’m the only
human left!
Yours truly,
Chandler Upchurch
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