The Aftermath of Turkey Day

I'm lying in my bed right now. I can feel the tryptophan from the metric ton of turkey I've eaten swallowing my brain. I have no idea how I'm going to eat for the next two days, but I will because it's Thanksgiving. And I have NO IDEA what I'm supposed to do with all that ham and cake. Soooo much cake... It's going to be a long and delicious weekend.